
2-Beverage Minimum Per Person
ESPRESSO MARTINI
vodka, coffee liqueur, Jolene Coffee Black (Cold Brew) or White (Oat Milk Latte)
BARREL AGED OLD FASHIONED
rye, bourbon, cognac, & apple brandy aged in house, finished with demerara syrup, Angostura bitters
FEATURED FROZEN COCKTAIL
rotates seasonally - ask your server what's pouring today!
STRAWBERRY VODKA LEMONADE
vodka with strawberry lemonade
WILDBERRY MOJITO
rum, lime juice, wildberry, mint
WATERMELON CHILE MARGARITA
blanco tequila, watermelon, fresh lime, agave, jalapeño
2-Beverage Minimum Per Person
MILLER LITE 24oz
Light pilsner-style lager, 4.2%
LONE STAR 25oz
MODELO ESPECIAL 24oz
MICHELOB ULTRA 25oz
Light lager, 4.2%
LAGUNITAS IPA 19.2oz
SHINER BOCK 24oz
Bock, 4.5%
DOS EQUIS 24oz
Mexican lager, 4.2%
ART CAR IPA 19.2oz
TWISTED TEA 24oz
HIGH NOON 19.2oz
Vodka hard seltzer, 4.5% | Choice of flavor
WHITE CLAW 19.2oz
Hard seltzer, 5.0% | Choice of flavor
BUBBLES
Veuve Clicquot Brut: 150
CHARDONNAY
Chateau Ste. Michelle: 50
CABERNET SAUVIGNON
Chateau Ste. Michelle: 50
CANNED WINE
House 355ml
Rose Bubbles · Chardonnay · Red Blend
2-Beverage Minimum Per Person
LIQUID DEATH MOUNTAIN WATER 19.2oz
Still or Sparkling Mountain Water
LIQUID DEATH ICED TEA 19.2oz
Dead Billionaire
PEPSI SOFT DRINKS
Pepsi, Pepsi Zero Sugar, Starry, Mountain Dew
JOLENE COLD BREW COFFEE 8.4oz
Black (Cold Brew), White (Oat Milk Latte)
POPPI 12oz
Strawberry Lemon
RED BULL 8.4oz
Energy Drink, Sugarfree, White Peach
NO PALOMA
Lyre’s Tequila Alternative, Owen's Rio Red Grapefruit Soda, lime, Tajin rim, rosemary
NA HOT MIC MARGARITA
Lyre's Tequila Alternative, lime, agave, salted rim
ATHLETIC BREWING 19.2oz
Run Wild IPA <0.5%
Upside Dawn Golden <0.5%
CHIPS & DIPS
white corn tortilla chips served with guacamole, pico de gallo, warm queso
BRISKET SLIDERS
three smoked BBQ brisket sliders, crispy onion, pickle chips, garlic aioli
PRETZEL BITES
soft pretzel bites served with creamy beer cheese dip
STREET CORN MOZZARELLA STICKS
spicy jalapeño mozzarella sticks, topped with charred corn, cilantro crema, cotija cheese, Tajín
HOU BAO
two steamed bao buns, hoisin glazed brisket, kimchi, pickle, cilantro, sambal aioli
CHICKEN TENDER BASKET
six fried chicken tenders tossed in lemon pepper, cajun, or Buffalo; served with fries, housemade buttermilk ranch, Signature sauce
PUNCH LINE NACHOS
tortilla chips, white cheese sauce, black beans, tomatoes, black olives, jalapeños, guacamole, sour cream, green onion
chicken +2 | brisket +3
HEAVY HITTER SAMPLER
mozzarella sticks, brisket sliders & pretzel bites with creamy beer cheese dip, marinara & buttermilk ranch
CALABRIAN CHILI CAESAR SALAD
baby gem lettuce, Grana Padano, herb croutons, Calabrian chili Caesar dressing
STREET TACO FRIES
golden fries topped with chicken tinga, white queso, cilantro & onion
CRISPY CHICKEN WINGS
crispy chicken wings tossed in Buffalo sauce, cajun, or lemon pepper, served with celery, carrot sticks & housemade buttermilk ranch
HOT HONEY CHICKEN SLIDERS
hot honey tossed crispy chicken, pickle chips, buttermilk ranch mayo, potato slider rolls
MIC DROP BURGER
double smash burger with onion rings, American cheese, bacon & hickory smoked BBQ sauce, potato bun, fries
PUNCH LINE BURGER
double smash burger with American cheese, caramelized onions & burger sauce, potato bun, fries
VEGGIE BURGER
Actual Veggies patty, caramelized onions & burger sauce, potato bun, fries
CHURRO FRIES
cinnamon sugar, fruity pebbles, whipped cream, dulce de leche
PUNCH LINE POP TARTS
bourbon apple or strawberry cream
Bayou Bites
SPACE CITY CHARCUTERIE
Chef's choice of three artisanal cheeses from houston dairymaids, two cured meats, honey, dried plums, marcona almonds, arugula, sriracha mustard, sourdough crostini
SLAB EGG SANDY
Japanese milk bread, egg salad, shh! spice, furikake, chives
THICK BISCUIT + GRAVY
Beef sausage gravy, thick buttermilk biscuit
CHARRED SWOOPES CAESAR
Romaine lettuce two ways, caesar dressing, parmesan crisps, sourdough croutons, crushed chili, chives, parmesan snow
Big Units
SHORT RIB RODEO
Braised short rib, sinful mashed potato, fried egg, pickled onion, scallions, jalapeño toriado
SLOW JAM STACK
Texas cut challah french toast from kraftsmen bakery, boozy peaches, whipped cream, toasted pecans, powdered sugar, maple syrup
H-TOWN CRUNCH
Fried chicken tenders, shh! spice, sweet potato waffle fries, agave, scallions
SOUTHERN MIGAS
Fried corn tortillas, refried black bean pureé, oaxaca cheese, corn salsa, scrambled eggs, shredded short rib, chard jalapeño crema, tomatillo salsa
GREEN STAR MIGAS
Fried corn tortillas, vegan cheddar, refried black bean pureé, vegan picadillo with corn, tomatillo salsa,chard jalapeno sauce, vegan egg scramble, cilantro
THE TEXAN
Two fried eggs, Texas beef sausage, tater tots, sourdough toast
LONE STAR STACK
Sourdough toast, smash patties, bacon, pepper jack, fried egg, tater tots
Single Ladies
Buttered Biscuit
TX Beef Sausage
Applewood bacon
HTX gravy
Boozy Peaches
Egg on the side
Egg blancos side
Tater tots
Spreads/sauces
SIGNATURE COCKTAIL
THE QUEEN BEY
vodka, peach, strawberry puree, champagne served in a light up souvenir shaker
FEATURED COCKTAILS
ROCKET FUEL RUSH
bodega cat whiskey, lemon, honey syrup
TRUTH SERUM
tequila, grenadine, lime, bitters, demerara syrup, soda
BAYOU BEAN
vodka, amaro averna, owens espresso mix
CHOPPED AND SIPPED
frozen mango passionfruit margarita with grenadine
BIG SPENDER (PREMIUM EDITION)
Choose your cocktail:
BACK THEN BREEZE
spirit, lime, sugar, monin dragonfruit
SWANGIN SIPPER
spirit, st. germain elderflower, passionfruit, lemon.
HOT GIRL BLOODY spirit, bloody mary, celery, tajin
Choose your spirit: belvedere, ketel one, don julio, aqua sol, lobos, flecks azul, hendricks gin, woodford reserve, traveller whiskey, rittenhouse rye, selva ray